One Direction for Teen Now, 2011.
i dont even give a shit about harry styles but ive been seeing so much of him on my dash lately he’s started infiltrating my subconscious …. last night i had a dream he was being interviewed during one of his concerts and the interviewer was like ‘what do you think about blurred lines by robin thicke? it’s a fucking banger right’ to which he replied ‘that’s a garbage song for garbage people . i cant believe you had the audacity to ask me that’ and then he started full on sobbing on stage for some reason
infomercial man: call now and we’ll DOUBLE our offer
6 year old me who has never seen an infomercial before:

It’s Tom Holland
I’m dead
I really wanna see him do ballet in the spider suit now
ZENDAYA’S F A C E
PEOPLE THAT CAN DO FOUETTES WITHOUT POINTE SHOES SCARE ME OK